Subscriptions
Coming Soon!
Launching August 15th, 2025
Includes 1× 10ml VHS Cleaner, 1× full-size lube, 1× silicone cock ring. Ships monthly via USPS. Cancel anytime.
Includes everything above + 1× rotating toy. Comes with Slut Pass — 15% off all regular menu items. Cancel anytime.
♦ Add a second bottle of VHS Cleaner to any subscription for $12 ♦
Kits
Travel Body Wash, Lotion, Toothbrush, Toothpaste, Mouthwash, Comb, Floss, Loofah, Chapstick, Wipes
Gum, Mints, Mouthwash, Toothbrush, Floss
Lube, Imodium, Head Cleaner, Wipes, Smartwater (1L),
Silicone Douche, Mints, Kombucha
Pedialyte, Gatorade, Coconut Water, Emergen-C,
Vitamin B12, Candy, Chips, Protein Bar, 2 1L bottles of Smart Water
Torch Lighter, Lube, Dry Mouth Gum, Dry Mouth Mints,
Smartwater (3L), Candy, Chapstick, Breath Mints
Smartwater (2L), Lube, Signature Cock Rings, Breath Mints, Royal Honey
Delivery Details
⟡ Zone 1 ($5.99): West Hollywood ⟡
Sunset Strip, Norma Triangle, Design District, Melrose (east of La Cienega), WeHo West. If you're within quick scooter range, you’re Zone 1.
⟡ Zone 2 ($7.99): Nearby zones ⟡
Fairfax, Beverly Grove, Miracle Mile, Larchmont, East Hollywood, Central Hollywood, Beverly Hills (south of Sunset, east of Robertson).
⟡ Zone 3 ($12.99): Farther out ⟡
Silver Lake, Koreatown, Los Feliz, Studio City, Highland Park, Downtown LA, East L.A. If I’m packing snacks, you’re Zone 3.
⟡ $15 Minimum Order ⟡
⟡ $5 Small Order Fee (for orders under $20) ⟡
⟡ Orgies & Group Buys (verified) get 15% off bulk orders ⟡
We will make every reasonable effort to minimize delivery fees for orders in close proximity to existing delivery routes.